WTF Haute Hijab-For All Your Hijab Needs!

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  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    hot
     
  3. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    I just googled "hijab porn".



    brb
     
  4. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    No haute
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    would bang both
     
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  6. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    Thats about about it.
     
  7. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    You're saying that this thread's a wrap?
     
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    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    Why do they use the most beautiful, "Americanized" looking models? Why don't they use the warthogs with the fucking unibrows? So as to reflect true diversity.
     
  9. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    You know some dude named Mohammad is jacking to these babes in his cab at MSP while he's waiting for the next fare.
     
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  10. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Cover the face,tear hole near mouth and throat fuck the smelly bitch.
     
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  11. SuperFarts

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    My guess would be that its the same reason why we generally dont put 300lb pound land whales in our ads.
     
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  12. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    But we do:bigcry:
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  13. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    That pussy must be the bomb.

    Be careful asking for a "blow" job.
     
  14. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    Somebody buy this thing a Haute Hijab.

    They have full body momo sized ones correct?
     
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  15. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    She needs to run around the Equator a few times.
     
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  16. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    All the while getting ready to go pray at the Super America by the cell phone lot.
     
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  17. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Yep. You must be a local.
     
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  18. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Their skin is very pale. I was the first thing I noticed.
     
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    High-yellow:grad:
     
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  20. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Using colors is trying to attract men. They will be beaten for this by their family.