Have a job interview tomorrow ... with a Jew

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    tips, pointers?
     
  2. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    don't be you
     
  3. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Shave off your Hitler mustache
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    don't ask for too much money
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    he's a nice enough guy.. I just don't want him to get all jewish on me
     
  6. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    drink horse cum, works for me all day , everday
     
  7. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Badmouth Dysons, and expound on your love of Mustangs.
     
  8. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz

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    but don't let him jew you down :nono:
     
  9. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    .. and paxil :jj:
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    He didn't say he was applying for a howard Stern internship....or is he???
     
  11. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    he is working on the Sabbath?
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Break into a rousing version of Der Panzerlied.
     
  13. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I dunno how hard core he is :dontknow:

    like .. turbojew
    or jewlite
     
  14. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Go in there saying "Where's your massiah now, Moses"

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    Follow it up with saying the Nazi's did some good in your best marge schott
     
  15. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    shall I throw some coins at him?
     
  16. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    i kinda love fartknockgomez, wishe he'd rub my hot hole to sleep
     
  17. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    throw coins and yell 'jesus killer'
     
  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Tell him you like scooters and parrots.
     
  19. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Act Like Basil Fawlty....dont mention the war

    [video=youtube;yfl6Lu3xQW0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0[/video]
     
  20. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    yea I havent been to SFN since the great "joke"