Have a Tinder date Monday! Help?

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  1. gotnolife

    gotnolife Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have not dated in a long time and have ZERO game when it comes to women. I have social anxiety anyway so you women scare the shit out of me. :chair:

    We matched on Tinder and she agreed to meet for drinks after work Monday night.
    We are meeting at a mexican restaurant close to my hotel. I am working out of our corporate office this week and next, so I will be in a hotel already and she is aware of this.


    Any tips????
    besides wear protection?
     
  2. Tiggs

    Tiggs Well-Known Member

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    Stop being a pussy....and take this other thread to heart
     
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    MykTide Well-Known Member

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    Princess Kitty already told you what the fuck to do.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    If you want to be cool, bring her one long stem rose, and be sure to compliment her on her appearance.
     
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    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    You'll be fine. Stop over thinking it. Just ask what's the worst that can happen? Doesn't work out so the fuck what. On to the next and you will get more confident the more you get out there.
     
  6. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    woman on tinder want to fuck...don't be a fucking sap and man up...what? yer looking to get married from this?
     
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    Tiggs Well-Known Member

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    This guy does the stem rose thing well...
     
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  9. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    No advice you'll be fine; just go for it.
     
  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Take a shot? :) Relax. If you're a good person in the world, you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

    Sorry on behalf of all women, by the way.
     
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    Don't drink too much at dinner...and don't eat too heavy a meal. Ask her loads of mundane questions to get her talking and toward the tend of dinner ask her questions about what she likes her men to do on dates. After you have spent an hour or so listening to her and complementing her, she will be ready to roll.
     
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    Tell someone ahead of time where you're going to be, in case your date is a psychopath who tries to remove your organs
     
  13. gotnolife

    gotnolife Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I did not see Princess Kitty's thread before I posted this.
    please forgive me. Fuckers!
     
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    Don't wear pants. It's tinder.
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    @Beths Arab
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That's right!
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Best tip is to not meet women cold. If they're duds you've saved the time and money. But if you have a personality you can be your own warm up act this way. Chat on the phone first.
     
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    that post is retarded. their are plenty of chicks who love sappy romantic dudes, their are chicks that loves guys that treat them like shit. its a wide spectrum but generally speaking its normal to feel some nervousness and anxiety if you have been out the of the game or never really had much of one..chances are she is feeling similar things. have a couple cocktails and relax you will be going down on her in no time :jj:
     
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    The biggest question is how old are you and how old is the woman? That will say a lot about how to play this
     
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