Have any of you ever actually been lucky enough to recieve a "blumpkin" ?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If so how was it? Better than a regular BJ?
     
  2. WholeAssholeOut

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    oh how repulsive, jesus christ
     
  3. JDDaBadAhz

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    Is that Miss Howard Stern giving head to a wigger?
     
  4. WholeAssholeOut

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    i think that's what punks look like these days? with the two full sleeves of tattoos as well as on the neck?

    kids!
     
  5. kippy

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    I got my Halloween blumpkin last night.
     
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    I'd have to hate someone pretty bad in order to put them through an ordeal like that... :hole:
     
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    Those poor interns :bigcry:
     
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    This has to be a rental because it definately looks like a hotel bathroom. I wonder how much extra the bumpkin is?
     
  9. PI Nate

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    This.
     
  10. Chimney Portions

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    He's shitting with his boxers on?

    And to answer the question, no. That's fucking vile.
     
  11. cheezedbyfate

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    i dont think i could get hard and shit at the same time....
    although ...imagine the drop in blood pressure from coming and going at the same time....
     
  12. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Vile.

    What if you drop a deuce while she sucking you off? Does she get splashed?

    Oh. I'm gonna go puke. :puke:
     
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    Not sure I'd be into something like that. :bigthink
     
  14. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    how much do you have to hate women to ask for something like that?
     
  15. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    I wouldn't consider that lucky.
     
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    I once had a Interracial double blumpkin creampie.
     
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    It would be easier and far less expensive for them to simply buy a t-shirt that says "Unemployable" across the front. It would accomplish the same thing.
     
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    Lots of folks don't realize how easy it is to get a blumpkin. You just gotta be willing to push out a shit the next time you get blown, regardless of the location. Or is the toilet essential for it to be an official blumpkin? :dontknow:
     
  19. Milky Sauce

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    Says "WholeAssholeOut."
     
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