Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jan 2, 2014.
If so, give deets please.
Not yet, no. I'm just getting over a cold, and Sunday afternoon I hit a patch of ice with my heel and sprained my ankle falling down my front steps. Once that's healed, though, I'm gonna fuck my old lady til she's inside out.
I'm waiting for all the little creatures to go home. Tomorrrow night or Saturday.
I can give you the details even though it hasn't happened yet. About 15 minutes of foreplay, followed by 3-4 minutes of slow loving, followed by 60 seconds of rapid fire sex. Yep that's about what I envision. Another satisfied customer.
I've been married for 10 years
So of course not...
Not yet GP, but I have had plenty of hand action.
I've been married for 8.5 years, so of course I have. Only a couple times though.
Does her dad keep yelling at her from the front porch to get inside, its after curfew?
My niece and nephew spent the night last night and for sure will be here again tonight. I don't like to bang when they are here unless it is an absolute dire need.
Good call. You don't want to get the rep of being some sort of sexual reprobate.
Yes, twice... but we're trying to reproduce.
God help you all.
Yep, after 7 years. I think it's time.
I heard my parents banging when I was about 8 years old. It was kind of fucked up, so I have a real aversion to having sex when other people are spending the night. It just doesn't feel right.
How old are you? I hope not under 35.
Yep, twice so far...
Yep, I was going to try and go for some right at 12:30, until I heard the old my head is killing me and I have heart burn speech....
ok..i'll bite..what represents a dire need?