Have any of you gotten laid in 2014 already?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If so, give deets please.
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Not yet, no. I'm just getting over a cold, and Sunday afternoon I hit a patch of ice with my heel and sprained my ankle falling down my front steps. Once that's healed, though, I'm gonna fuck my old lady til she's inside out.
     
  3. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    I'm waiting for all the little creatures to go home. Tomorrrow night or Saturday. :sex:

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    I can give you the details even though it hasn't happened yet. About 15 minutes of foreplay, followed by 3-4 minutes of slow loving, followed by 60 seconds of rapid fire sex. Yep that's about what I envision. Another satisfied customer. :c
     
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  4. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    I've been married for 10 years



    So of course not...
     
  5. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    :scratch:
     
  6. srricks

    srricks Active Member

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    Not yet GP, but I have had plenty of hand action.
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I've been married for 8.5 years, so of course I have. Only a couple times though.
     
  8. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    Does her dad keep yelling at her from the front porch to get inside, its after curfew?
     
  9. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  10. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    My niece and nephew spent the night last night and for sure will be here again tonight. I don't like to bang when they are here unless it is an absolute dire need.
     
  11. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Good call. You don't want to get the rep of being some sort of sexual reprobate.
     
  12. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Yes, twice... but we're trying to reproduce.

    God help you all. :hhh:
     
  13. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    First child?
     
  14. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Yep, after 7 years. I think it's time.
     
  15. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    I heard my parents banging when I was about 8 years old. It was kind of fucked up, so I have a real aversion to having sex when other people are spending the night. It just doesn't feel right. :dontknow:
     
  16. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    How old are you? I hope not under 35.
     
  17. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    I'm 35.
     
  18. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Yep, twice so far...
     
  19. DJ Retardo

    DJ Retardo Well-Known Member

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    Yep, I was going to try and go for some right at 12:30, until I heard the old my head is killing me and I have heart burn speech....
     
  20. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    ok..i'll bite..what represents a dire need?