Have any of you mofos or byotches ever used an elliptical?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Like to exercise and stuff? I'm thinking about buying one. :facepalm:
     
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    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    What kind of stuff?
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    You know what. :c
     
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    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    Never heard of it. :worried:
     
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    Johnny Chimpo New Member Banned User

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    Best cardio you can do. If it has a weight loss setting make sure to use that. It is basically a routine of combined low and high speeds with different degrees of incline
     
  6. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Turn me loose VIP

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    Make sure it is quality or it will quickly break.
     
  7. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    My friend has one. I house-sat for her and used it. Kicked my ass.
    I liked it better than a treadmill or a stairmaster.
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I have an EliptiGO. It is a chick magnet.
     
  9. synch22

    synch22 Well-Known Member

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    Go out and run.... best weight loss method there is. Its hard to start but soon becomes routine and u will have to do it. I'm 70lbs down from most I weighed, mostly by running not so much dieting.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I have a nagging foot injury that only bothers me when I run, yet I can ride a bike or use an eliptical for ever. I wish I could run but when I try, after about 5 minutes, every step feels like I'm being smashed on the foot with a hammer.
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I've got a Nordic Track elliptical and it's aight
     
  12. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you fucking pussy, just go for a run with a beer in each hand. you are welcome



    and on a serious note dont buy one they dont give you a good workout. get a rower instead...all body workout and cardio
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    thatx2
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you are fucking dumb and probably have feminine features. prison has made you weak like bird.
     
  15. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    Really? Do tell more .... I tried running but my KNEES ACHED. Stopped.
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    I guess I'm in the minority; I don't like elipticals AT ALL. I must prefer treadmills or stairmaster. I love treadmills at 9 incline or higher!
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    we fuck later
     
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    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Weights and a jump rope.
     
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    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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  20. Summer

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    Yeah it's a good machine. I bought a lifecycle and a treadmill but my s.o. wants an eliptical so that's next.