Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Dec 5, 2013.
i was shit on by a goose during jr high football pregame drills.
when i was washing off my helmet, the coach yelled at me for using all the water.
jeez...what a dick
I got pwned by a goose. Fucker chased me into a truck.
Would you rather eat shit or watch an Adam Sandler flick?
Before Big Daddy or after?
a bunch of canadian geese fucked up my friends swimming pool. At first he was all, hey look i got geese in my pool, let's feed them. Fuckers ended up raping his wife and eating their dog
I brought an actual cup to little league football practice. Moms.
Join the club.
Eat shit. Cow shit ain't that bad.
So embarrassing. Laughing stock as it were.
I was eight. My mom bought me a big purple plastic drinking cup. Lawlz.
I wrapped a 9 iron around a goose that wanted some before. Can't golf there any more
That was a resilient neck.
One time when I was a kid, my neighbor's geese were all over out yard. They always were and I slipped and got some baseballs and footballs nasty in their shit that was all over the lawn all the time. So this one day I let one of our hunting dogs out. She killed about 5 of the 20something geese, and they stayed away for a while. Fuck geese. Only animal I hate worse are goats.