Have I Ever Shared With You The Story Of The Time I Was Shit?

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :shit: = me




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  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i was shit on by a goose during jr high football pregame drills.

    when i was washing off my helmet, the coach yelled at me for using all the water. :jj:
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    jeez...what a dick :D
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I got pwned by a goose. Fucker chased me into a truck.
     
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    Would you rather eat shit or watch an Adam Sandler flick?
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Before Big Daddy or after? :bigthink
     
  7. wigtropolis

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    a bunch of canadian geese fucked up my friends swimming pool. At first he was all, hey look i got geese in my pool, let's feed them. Fuckers ended up raping his wife and eating their dog
     
  8. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I brought an actual cup to little league football practice. Moms.
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Join the club.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Eat shit. Cow shit ain't that bad.
     
  11. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    So embarrassing. Laughing stock as it were.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I was eight. My mom bought me a big purple plastic drinking cup. Lawlz.
     
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    I wrapped a 9 iron around a goose that wanted some before. Can't golf there any more
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    That was a resilient neck.
     
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    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    One time when I was a kid, my neighbor's geese were all over out yard. They always were and I slipped and got some baseballs and footballs nasty in their shit that was all over the lawn all the time. So this one day I let one of our hunting dogs out. She killed about 5 of the 20something geese, and they stayed away for a while. Fuck geese. Only animal I hate worse are goats.
     
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