Have I Ever Shared With You The Story Of The Time I Was Short?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Oderus, Dec 5, 2013.

  1. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Go ahead. Ask me how short. :c
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    How short were you?
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Keep your pants on.
     
  4. crazypreacher

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    :no:
     
  5. Oderus

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    like 5'4"

    srs.
     
  6. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    How dare you make a mockery of my near death experience
     
  7. crazypreacher

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    Lel.
     
  8. crazypreacher

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    Did you go up on yer prom date?
     
  9. wigtropolis

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    Oderus, are you ok now?
     
  10. Oderus

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    I'm fine, thx
     
  11. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I'm at least 5'5" since the extensions were put on.
     
  12. wigtropolis

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    f feet five ain't too bad
     
  13. crazypreacher

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    I feel trolled.
     
  14. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I'm glad everyone kept it serious in this thread and there were no foolish answers.
     
  15. wigtropolis

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    it sounded like a serious story, I for one was not going to mock
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :nocheer:
     
  17. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    At least you can have shade if you position yourself right when walking with others.

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  18. Satori Brah

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    you post like a short guy :dontknow:

    no offense
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    We are here for you man.
     
  20. Oderus

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    I'm a little taller now but not much.