have no idea what to get my baby's momma for mother's day

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    tubes tied?
    breast augment?
    day spa gift certificate?
    I just don't know
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Child support check???
     
  3. Mack

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    <------<< same boat
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I take care of my kids :ohno:
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I married mine, so I just hand over my paycheck.
     
  6. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    someday Ima hafta marry her. .. to make it all legit
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I say shoot a rope down her throat.
     
  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On a serious note:
    Start with a card (women love cards). Then, a meal out is always nice, maybe toss her a hump while you're at it.
     
  9. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I get that for father's day

    :bigthink
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    One way bus ticket to Mexico.
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Painal
     
  12. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    dining out on mother's day in El Paso is like the fucking Road Warrior

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  13. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Why wait?
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    smd, Bitch...
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    An appointment with an optometrist obviously.
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    If you've been with her a while, you can probably get away with taking her out Saturday night. For a real treat, hire a babysitter too.
     
  17. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    well, you know ... it's her special day
     
  18. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    it's all sexy time when the lights go out :marx:
     
  19. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    When?
     
  20. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    your mom has unibrow, doesn't she