Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, May 7, 2014.
day spa gift certificate?
I just don't know
Child support check???
<------<< same boat
I take care of my kids
I married mine, so I just hand over my paycheck.
someday Ima hafta marry her. .. to make it all legit
I say shoot a rope down her throat.
On a serious note:
Start with a card (women love cards). Then, a meal out is always nice, maybe toss her a hump while you're at it.
I get that for father's day
One way bus ticket to Mexico.
dining out on mother's day in El Paso is like the fucking Road Warrior
An appointment with an optometrist obviously.
If you've been with her a while, you can probably get away with taking her out Saturday night. For a real treat, hire a babysitter too.
well, you know ... it's her special day
it's all sexy time when the lights go out
your mom has unibrow, doesn't she