Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ruffypup, Nov 6, 2014.
I just did. Once I let it flow... it continued.
I've done some weird shit while driving but not that.
I dropped a deuce onto a towel in the back seat of my car once.... Wrapped it up & threw it out the window in an alley about 25 feet away from a homeless dude who was collecting aluminum cans ...
I've peed in the bed after a long night of drinking, but never driving.
If you see a long haul trucker dump a cup out of the window, it ain't flat soda.
I shit myself once
Well was a shart
But a full fledged Taco Bell shart
Put newspaper under my ass while I made it home
The smell was fucking unbearable
And I was only like 10 mins from home
Back then I lived in off campus apartments
I had to waddle through the parking lot and up 3 flights of stairs
And pray to God I wouldn't run into anyone
Luckily it was 10pm on a Tuesday and nobody was outside.