Have u ever peed your pants while driving ?

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I just did. Once I let it flow... it continued. :grad:
     
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    Rod-Stroker Clumpy Blood Clots Gold

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    Sorry man
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I've done some weird shit while driving but not that.
     
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    I dropped a deuce onto a towel in the back seat of my car once.... Wrapped it up & threw it out the window in an alley about 25 feet away from a homeless dude who was collecting aluminum cans ...
     
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    I've peed in the bed after a long night of drinking, but never driving.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    If you see a long haul trucker dump a cup out of the window, it ain't flat soda.
    :grad:
     
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    I shit myself once


    Well was a shart
    But a full fledged Taco Bell shart



    Put newspaper under my ass while I made it home


    The smell was fucking unbearable
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    And I was only like 10 mins from home


    Back then I lived in off campus apartments


    I had to waddle through the parking lot and up 3 flights of stairs
    And pray to God I wouldn't run into anyone


    Luckily it was 10pm on a Tuesday and nobody was outside.