Have U Ever Pooped Ur Pants Post Diapers?

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Have U Ever Pooped Ur Pants?

Poll closed Oct 12, 2015.
  1. Yes

    29 vote(s)
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  2. No

    5 vote(s)
    12.5%
  3. Don't Ask

    6 vote(s)
    15.0%
  1. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Back in 91' I shit my pants. Poll is not public so be honest
     
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  2. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    honestmaxx Well-Known Member

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    we've all sharted once or twice
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Please not that shipping your pants doesn't count. It might be obvious but I wanted to get my shit straight
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    That shit never gets old. :snicker:
     
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  6. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    It does stand the test of time.
     
  7. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    looks like some people gave a shit for this thread
     
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    I have had some accidents as an adult. Not more than 5, but even 1 is too many. HOWEVER...sometimes you just have to let it fly because you can't hold it anymore.

    Is this really the worst or is having to shit in the gutter of a lightly traveled street in the middle of a major city at 6am because you had too much coffee worse?

    This happened to me recently and I literally felt like such a fucking shit stain. I was lucky to have not taken a shower yet (was headed into the airport and was wearing some easy shorts, a tank, and sandals...bed attire) AND to have had paper towels in my back seat to clean up the mess in my butt cheeks. And to make matters worse, this was one of the whettest and sloppiest shits I've ever had to take.
     
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    Once. Was trying to get my pants down in time, and it just happened.
     
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    Sharts happen.
     
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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    I've pissed my pants a few times.
     
  12. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    I let out a horrendous fart in the bathroom after eating 4 slices of pepperoni pizza and beer last night during the office party of some employee I never met in my life:tadah:
     
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    Are you counting when you have diarrhea and don't make the toilet in time? Because if so, more times then I'd like to remember.
     
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    That's fucking hilarious.
     
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    I came here to post this

    was glad to see it was already here
     
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    PM me an estimate
     
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    No....But that little fucker Dominic shit in my pants.
     
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    As KC said on Artie's podcast a few months back we've all had the beer farts, haven't we?
     
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