Have you accidentally made a racist remark, but gotten away with it?

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  1. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    A few weeks ago while watching a football game, a commercial featuring Godzilla appeared, and upon seeing it, I automatically said Godzirra. I just happened to be standing directly in front of my brother's Asian girlfriend.
    Her response was, "that's so racists" and then she laughed her ass off. My brother's a lucky guy.
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    Ya. I was playing pool a couple of weeks ago. I was with my wife and a few friends. I was playing some guy I never met before. He beat me, I said, my nigga! with my hand in the air for a high five. He just put down the stick and walked away. oh well, maybe he didn't like white guys...
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Fuck, you left off the "r". Good for you.
     
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    I was raised with manners... Plus as they say, when in Rome
     
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    Well, In Japan it's "Gojira", so that's not too bad.
     
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    I'm a huge Bond fan (and unintentional racist), and I think Cornell did the best Bond theme song on the best Bond movie:

     
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    My friend's aunt is a lesbo. We were all hanging out and drinking at a birthday party and when his aunt and her girlfriend walked in I held up my drink and cheered, "LESBIANS!!!" The whole room was laughing hysterically. It just seemed like the thing to do. My filter was definitely off.
     
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    Does Clown Tits count?? :dontknow:
     
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    Excatly, that's what I was emulating, but once said, you can't explain. It's only digging a deeper hole.
     
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    My filter is ALWAYS off!! My husband gets pissed! But he laughs....
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'm not racist, so no. :D
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    one time I made a remark about Chinese drivers, forgetting that my Chinese friend was in the passenger seat :(
     
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    Tits of the Clown variety did not bode well for my last thread.
     
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    It happens .... Lol!
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Bullshit, even infants are a little bit racist. They tend to flock to their own kind.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'd have to think about it, but I don't think so. Maybe when I was a kid in whitey town.
     
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    For me it depends on familiarity. If I'm comfortable around people I'll say anything. But I really didn't know my friend's aunt enough to be that bold. Most of the others there, yes, but I only see her a few times a year.
     
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    I work with a big bunch of Indians (not native Americans), and my day is filled with jokes I can't say out loud.
     
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