Have you all learned your Larrymas Carols?

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Larrymas Night, Larrymas Night
    Marlboro, Natty Light
    World Champion running wild
    All his valet's third input defiled
    He bangs another dime pieee-eece
    He bangs another dime piece
     
  2. TallTyrion

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    It's the most wonderful time of the year
    there'll be much larry-belling and mods will be telling you
    stop blocking here!!

    It's the most wonderful time of the year
    It's the hap happiest season I know
    with the larrytime meetings and haters retreating
    and some stupid 'Hoooooo
    It the hap-happiest season of all.

    Wrestling parties for hosting and Bourbon for toasting
    and Natty lite all in a row
    Marlboro lights for the smoking
    and pot for the toking
    And the clones are sobbing about boards long ago

    It's the most wonderful time of the year
    There'll be much larry smelling
    And the bar fruits will be crying
    Whenever Larry's near
    It's the most wonderful time of the year
     
  3. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    ^^^my personal favorite. The whole family will be singing this as we gather 'round the Larrymas Tree to open "gimmicks".
     
  4. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    This man is filled with the Spirit of Larrymas. The rest of the subaverage parasites on this board could learn a thing or two.
     
  5. TallTyrion

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    Respect my mad skeeellz.
    Just wait for my next Emily Stern poetry slam.
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    Will this faggotry stop in 2016?
     
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  7. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Here comes Larry Claus! Here comes Larry Claus!
    Right down Larry Claus Lane!
    Eddie and Dagger and all his minions,
    Pulling ring rat trains!
    Mods are yelling, He's no selling.
    Gold Banners shiny and bright!
    So take your gimmicks and say your prayers
    'Cause Larrymas comes tonight!
     
  8. NiggalissCage

    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    Seems the intent is to turn the Stern forum into the bar. I'm not sure the two forums are even needed anymore.
     
  9. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    Maybe there should be an age limit on the forum. Seems to be a few too many 15 year olds on here.
     
  10. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. Gold

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    Silent Night, Kayfab Night
    Natty Light is on the Ice
    Gather Larry, Dagger and LJC
    Holiday Promos for you and me
    Wonderful gifts for all to grab
    Fireman's carry to the Boston Crab
     
  11. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    Do you hear what i hear?
    said the dagger to eddie vrulz,
    do you see what i see, way up on the big house on the hill
    do you see what i see a star a star strutting the in night
    with guns as big as your legs
    with guns as big as your legs
     
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  12. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Dashing through the bar
    Seeing they're all gay
    Dropping Larry Tales
    Mark out all the way
    Now we hit the ring
    Mods try to pick a fight
    What fun it is to job them out
    And ruin their whole night!

    Larry Inc! Larry Inc!
    What more is there to say?
    We run this place and you all know
    Just where the big boys play!
     
  13. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Stick around and we'll find out together.
     
  14. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Don't forget the most popular one of all.

     
  15. ClintDagger

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    I'm about to go for my 5 mile run. I've uploaded all of these great Larrymas carols and more to my iPod to get me through!
     
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    The imagination and creativity on these guys is great, imo. I can, however, see how it could bother some people because it is out of place at times. It's wacky and l love it. It is schtick, right?!
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    Away in his mansion and really big bed the God know as Larry is getting head.
     
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    We roll one tonight to the Natty Light.....

    Tap out and be counted for what you are about to receive
    He is the the dealer
    ROH, Beer and Weed
    Thanks to Larry Claus for all the good times
    He's here to stay
    He is a legend
    We're just waiting for his great return today

    For those about to Larrymas, we salute you
    For those about to Larrymas, we salute you
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. Gold

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    As an old dad, a bone would be great right about now!
     
  20. Stinkfist

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    Wrestlers like cocks in their mouths
    This time of year
    They like dudes with big bellies and soap opera shows and lots of dank beer
    Wrestlers like cocks in their mouths
    This time of year
    They want fake drama between gay dudes and tight shorts and tight shirts
    Wrestlers like cocks in their mouths
    This time of year
    They like sweaty guys dressed like Marines and sweaty guys with make up
    Wrestlers like cocks in their mouths
    This time of year
    They want fake blood and fake fueds and fake fights and fake moods
    Wrestlers like cocks in their mouths
    This time of year
     
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