Have you broken any of the 10 commandments?

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    If so, confess your sins in detail here and we will all pray for forgiveness for each other!


    Many voices spreading the same message turn into one loud voice!


    Bless you all!
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    i just did 50 in a 40 mph zone. :worried:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    That is not a commandment, my sunshine!
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    The Reverend Clutch be gotsted yo!

    :yay:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Assburgers can be cured with diligent prayer! May god bring you the strength to overcome your retardedness!
     
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    Butcher ?

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    Can prayers deliver us from Schmoopy?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Thank you reverend.....:hat:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    His sexual preferences are not welcome in the church of The Lord Jesus Christ, May the devil have mercy on his gay soul.
     
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    Butcher ?

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    Deacon Clutch :hat:
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    i'm pretty much law abiding but i'm sure i've broken all except killing someone
     
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    Will my belief in the strength of the Almighty cure my child's illness, or should I take them to a doctor?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Prayers do not cure shitheadedness
     
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    Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's big tits and tight snatch :grad:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Can we get Rabbi Clutch? Meshugganacheaya Meshugganacheaya
     
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    redshirt Well-Known Member VIP

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    Anyone ever own up to being Rabbi Shecklestien? Poor guy's mission was to keep Schmoopy away from the shiksas and find him a nice Jewish girl.
     
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    I steal pens and paper towels from work.

    And on trips I eat at the hotel breakfast deal but I put $8 on my expense sheet
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    I drove drunk in Alaska and ran a Reggie into a snow bank and never went back to see what happened
     
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    I got a speeding ticket in Canada and never paid it.
     
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    I spit in my first wife's ice tea. Like a smoker type spit
     
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    I was house sitting for my folks and one of their ugly barn cats died so I just flung it into the woods with a shovel