Have you/Could you ever bang a girl with hair under her arm?

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  1. ApeFace

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    Ran into a girl I had a little crush on in grade school. She still looked pretty cute (I'm pushing 40). She had on a t shirt with pretty short sleeves. I noticed a fair amount of hair. Nothing mannish, but far too much. I wanted to vomit. I know its "natural" and all that, but i might be able to handle hairy legs better than a hairy underarm. It's going to give me nightmares tonight. 7th grade fantasy chick ruined for me now. Any guy into french chicks? Hippy chicks? Is it as horrible as I imagine?
     
  2. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    Shaved, not shaved, if a woman is nice enough to give me sex, who am I to be picky?
     
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    God Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
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    I'm down...
     
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    [​IMG] yup
     
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    not a problem.. :dontknow:
     
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    Do you want to fuck her right in the pussy or her hairy armpit ?
     
  8. Fa Fa Fruit Fly

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    One of the reasons I've never gotten married is that if I saw something like that, or saw an unflushed turd, or hair on the leg, or a million other things.... the lust and desire gets sucked out the relationship like Auric Goldfinger getting sucked out of his jet.
     
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    Yes and yes
     
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    The first time yes, but that would be the last time, unless she agreed to grab a shave.
     
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    I don't think I've ever noticed a whores armpit. As long as it didn't tickle my forehead while I'm ravaging her breasts, guess I'd just keep working my way through
     
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    I worked at a place and met a gal working there that was gorgeous! After talking with her a few times, I asked her out. We went out one night. I made her dinner at my apartment. While sitting talking, I pulled a pant leg up to scratch my leg. She commented that she had more hair on her legs than I did. I lifted her pant leg up a bit and sure enough she did have some hair, but not that much. So another time we were out and she spent the night. After our session in the sack, I thanked her for making one of my fantasies come true. She smiled and said "You're very welcome." She was great in the sack, and was incredibly good looking. The hair was not a bother.
     
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    You thanked a woman for sex?
     
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    ...call me a chauvinistic pig but i like my women feminine. preferably no hair below the eyelashes unless its flowing from her head.
     
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    I'd be okay with armpit stubble, but not anything longer than that. Same for legs.
     
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    So women aren't allowed to be human??
    Wow, wish I had the same standards for men.....I probably wouldn't have gotten married either.
     
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    Armpit hair is gross on chicks. Fuck that shit.

    Pussy hair I can deal with, but if it's not there, I'm even happier.
     
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    Guys change when they get girlfriends, even more so when they get married. The difference between some of my friends before/after they got hooked up is friggin' HUGE.
     
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    I don't care what they're packing under their armpits.
    One of the hottest women on the planet in the image below.
    Does she make you want to vomit?


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    I doubt that dude is getting a girlfriend anytime soon!! :giggle: