Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Czech, Jul 31, 2012.
Is there such a thing?
I want to lower my cock onto your Mother's face
I came back from vacation and all of the items on my desk were wrapped in saran wrap
Theres a lot of pics out there of office pranks
i'm curious as to how he'll retaliate against his colleague
what's the deal with girls wearing belts right up under their tits? Urkle is now stylish?
They look british
we can agree that:
if he doesn't fuck her brains out, then
they need to bring back low rise jeans and belly shirts
Hey outhouse shitter
Why'd you call Stoopy's parents at the store?
Don't you have a deaf gay kid to attend to?
Swayze is it true that your mom is so fat when she gets in an elevator it can only go down?
Every post of his has been about me today. Hes so creepy
Fucking guy is a major league stalking dork
The level of butthurt is unprecedented.
His new sctick is boring and creepy
My first job was washing dishes at Shoney's. I was 14 -- I lied and said I was 15. The woman who made the biscuits and did the prep work was named Hazel. She was probably about 375 and had majorly fucked up teeth. Plus she had a filthy mouth.
Some of the pots and pans I had to put back were in Hazel's station, which was a narrow hall. In order to get through, depending on where Hazel was working, you had to rub up against either her ass or her FUPA. She would also say dirty shit to me like, "I'm gonna suck that little boy dick of yours," or "My pussy gets wet when you slide by me like that," or "I wouldn't even feel your little dick inside me." It was traumatizing. It wasn't all bad though. I used to steal the cakes used for the hot fudge cake. Hazel didn't make those btw, they were shipped in frozen.