Have you ever been "catfished"?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    In other words, did you ever have a hot online romance with a really hot chick, and then you finally met, and ended up getting banged up the ass by a 300 lb truck driver in a Waffle House restroom? :coffee:
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    yes a long time ago
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Yes.
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    the bangin up the ass part, yes
     
  5. Gas Face

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    it wasn't a Waffle House restroom.
     
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    300 Lbs? No, not 300 lbs
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Send me cock pics boys!
    -mlaw

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  9. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    We didn't bang
     
  10. DarkFriday

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    :console::cow:
     
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    He was fatter :tears:
     
  12. MatthewT

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    convicted? no, never convicted.
     
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    Yea, but no dude. There was just a lot more to her than I was lead to believe. Like twice as much more. :facepalm:
     
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    Ah the 80's when you went to a bar, picked up some meat, took it home, wore it out and walked away.
     
  16. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    So that was my problem. I'm a vegetarian. I only got hit on by fruits.
     
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    Online relationships?

    lol, fuck that stupid shit.

    Go out of your house and meet some real women.
     
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    Never been catfished. Met 4 or 5 different women back when the internet first started getting big. Luckily they were all who they said they were. Good times.

    Met my current wife on a message board 13 years ago.
     
  20. Oderus

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    shitty almost did once by :quote: slutty stacey :quote:
    aka, fucko the monkey and nelson_mandela
    :jj: