WTF Have you ever been fired from job

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    What for?
     
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    I always stand up to the system, so I have indeed been fired many times.
     
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    Nope never
     
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    tes
     
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    Stiv Bators Well-Known Member

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    please quit banning me.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement VIP

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    Layoff slip said ..destruction of company property.

    Another bad layoff said.. had to leave early to go to DMV when I asked her not to..lol

    Both got squashed at mediation...I never do anything wrong, though I do have a big mouth

    Hahaha
     
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    Only a loser ever gets fired. How hard is it to do a job, and do it correctly?
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement VIP

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    Brown nose
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Laid off many times. That goes with being a union electrician.
     
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    Work reduction is not getting fired, though
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    That's true. Never laid off for cause. Just because work slowed down.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement VIP

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    I got me 3 bad layoffs under my belt...all squashed.


    Loved telling my Staten Italy Napoleon complex foreman to go fuck himself and kiss my ass


    Oh..and his kiss ass Jamaican straw....I said, for a black guy you're a real pussy


    Hahaha....true story
     
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    I've never been fired. I had enough and quit before though.
     
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    Yep, yesterday actually. I put in my resignation on Monday and told the owner I was going to the competition. All work "dried up" and was sent home yesterday.

    I have a nice vacation until the 18th when I start my new gig.
     
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    Back in my waitressing days...me and my girlfriend worked together at this diner in Jersey

    It was slow except for one old lady eating at a booth. My friend starts laughing and telling me of her latest sexual escapades kind of loud

    We see the old lady get up and shuffle over to the cashier

    Hmmm...but then we think nothing of it. Next day we both got fired by phone...lol

    I had "felt it in my bones" that my days were numbered and knew I should have quit first

    Guaranteed the old lady complained about us
     
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    Have you ever watched the television show 'Baskets/ ?
     
  20. Phillip

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    Me no fire from job. Me not trash.