Have You Ever Been Fucked by the Drive-Thru?

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  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I was today, the hipster with his wanna-be pseudo-Hispanic mustache dumped about 5 spoonfuls of sugar in my fucking coffee... I didn't realize it until I was stuck in Massachusetts traffic on 93 to Boston.

    always go to the counter

    they fuck you in the drive-thru .. word up to Leo Getz.

     
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    Yes. I wanted plain green tea at the Panera drive thru. Apparently they put sugar syrup in the drink but don't notate that when you order. Fuckers.
     
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    Jimmy Johns didn't give me napkins today :grr:
     
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    some people worry about the silliest things
     
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    once i took a chance at McDonalds because I forgot my breakfast, so I ordered a Sausage McMuffin, they gave me no egg and the fucking cheese wasn't even melted.

    the underachieving morning rush rhubarbs couldn't even melt my plastic cheese to make it remotely palatable... and they forgot the egg.

    what in the fucking fuck was that?

    FUCKED IN THE DRIVE THRU!

    I hardly ever eat that shit, I took my chances, and got fucked.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    We don't drive thru too often but I have been fucked enough to become "that person" who doesn't put the car in gear until I check the entire order, while the person at the window rolls their eyes into the back of their head.
     
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    You have to order a sausage mcmuffin w/egg if you want egg on it. They're 2 different menu items.
     
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    you either have to be

    a. on your last legs in life to take a job in the drive-thru
    b. a "dont give a fuck about you" teenager
    c. the manager who is stuck because his underpaid underlings blow off their shift

    all three choices means you are absolutely positively screwed by driving to their window and plunking your cold hard cash down for a piece of nutrition less grub.
     
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    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    fuck that, I shouldn't have to make that distinction.. who the fuck eats it without egg?
     
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    Years ago I breezed through the drive thru at Hardies on a vacation and ordered a Mushroom and swiss , I got about 5 miles down the road and told the Ex to hand me that burger , I opened it up and it was just Mushroom and swiss on a bun.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    very very sensible thing to do
     
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    I do.
     
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    :jj: :owned:
     
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    you fucked it up for everybody then :)
     
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    The one without egg is only $0.99 on the value menu, the one with egg is like $3. You're paying $2 for 1 egg? Sucker!
     
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    I'm that person now too. Fuck-em , I'm getting what I paid for.
     
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    like I said, I was hungry, forgot my breakfast heading out on the highway...

    I threw that eggless cold cheese wonder out on the side of the road for the Massachusetts ghetto crows to peck.
     
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    :pickme:
     
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    Uppity people in uppity drive thru :owned:
     
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