Have you ever been knocked out cold?

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  1. RenchFries

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    One time someone accidentally shot a football full force in my face from 2 meters away. I was completely gone for 10 seconds or so (as I was told). I got knocked down a couple of times doing kickboxing in college, but I never really were completely out from that.

    How about you guys?

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  2. Summer

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    One time I was sitting on the toilet and got my period and I fainted and woke up on the floor bloody and naked.

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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I doubt it but it's a better story than anything I got.
     
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    When I was 14 I got knocked out cold snowboarding after losing control on a big jump and face slamming right after I landed. When I finally came to my friend who was with me told me I had been asking where I was for the past 5 minutes or something, and I had no idea where I was or what was going on. My face was all bloodied, and my snowboard goggles were smashed, but I didn't feel any pain. The really weird part was that I had suffered a concussion and lost all my short-term memory. It took a good 30min to 1 hour before I could remember what I had been doing earlier that day, etc, I just remember the memories slowly coming back to me. Really fucked up.

    Other than that I've fainted a few times while being sick...that one time last year where I had woken up to puke after a long night of drinking and partying, and I passed out in the bathroom and fell over my toilet, smashing it. I just remember waking up on the floor all confused with my body and head hurting, and being surrounded by shards of porcelain, lol.
     
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    playing football, yes. Or as we Americans call it, "soccer."
     
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    I hit a telephone pole on my bicycle when I was a little kid and knocked myself out. :smile:
     
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    Whoa. Getting your period can knock you out?
     
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    No.
     
  9. Mr Sinister

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    My buddy threw a beer bottle at my head on accident before it broke and knocked me out for a few seconds but somehow didn't cut me at all
     
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    i got knocked out while sparring with my instructor/sensei/teacher/ass kicker in charge. he told me not to do a spinning back fist because i needed to work on my speed. i did it again and he punched me in the back of the head and i was out for a few seconds.

    i never did the spinning back fist again! :grad:
     
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    hate it when those accidents happen
     
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    twice, first time in a fight around eighth grade and second time, i took a baseball to the face, cracked my eye socket, that sucked.
     
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    Sure all the time
     
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    Couple times when doing martial arts as a teen. Not since.
     
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    I have been out on my feet a few times during heavy sparring. One time a guy landed a clean kick my jaw and dropped me hard. I wasn't compketely out but I was very woozy for a few minutes.
     
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    How does someone throw a beer bottle at your head on accident? :jj:
     
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    Working my 1st job at my step-dad's construction company when I was 15. I was looking down and walked into a metal boom on a forklift and the next thing I knew I was sitting on my butt on the ground.

    I've lost count of the number of people I have knocked out in the wrestling ring.
     
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    If I explained it you would be only more confused :jj:
     
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    I cold knocked out a shit just now.