Have you ever been slapped or punched by a woman?

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  1. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    I used to date a very attractive girl who had a 3 sisters and 2 of them were just as good looking as the next. But the one sister inherited the ugly gene and she was yelling at me about something and I told her she was the "Danny Devito" of the family. She clocked me right thru my car window. :jj:
     
  2. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    The car window was wide open. :ucoffee:
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Yes I have. My 1st mental ex and numerous swamp mamas at work. Good times, good times.......
     
  4. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Fuck, that's a good story.
     
  5. Markijuano

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    Yup.
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Lemmy knows how to pick'em :jj:
     
  7. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    I'll be signing autographs in the wrap up thread. :coffee:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Oh Christ yes
     
  9. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I got bitch slapped by the lockers in junior high. Everyone laughed at me.
     
  10. IAC78

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    I've been punched by a man who hits like a woman
     
  11. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    Not sure how to read this. :bigthink
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :facepalm:

    I know, I know. I knew I shouldn't marry the 1st lunatic but her tits were fantastic. :facepalm:

    This recent one I still don't know what in the fuck happened. :jj:
     
  13. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    And the laughter continues. :haha:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I've been slapped, and punched, plenty of times
     
  15. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    Yes, but the "Christ" part sounded masochistic.
     
  16. Zarathustra

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    Yeah, a girl punched me in the face on the school bus
     
  17. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    :down:
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    Did you ask for a reach around?
     
  19. Lemmy

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    Do trannys count? :chair:
     
  20. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    it's Chriza's secret..I'll ask Gilaet to bump the thread.