CCTV Have you ever been so dissatisfied with your meal that you hack your waiter up with a knife?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I know that Chinese food is sometimes horrible but this is ridiculous



     
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    I meant dissatisfied :facepalm:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I never understood why it's the waiters fault. Why not get mad at the cook?
     
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  4. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I've never sent anything back ever, for any reason. :salute:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Yes, I have done this.
     
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    garypagetwo The Glory hole Gold

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    maybe the guy had been talking shit about him online?
     
  7. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    People like to kill the messenger. Its human nature.
     
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    snowdog212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why were they just standing there would have gotten the fuck out in a hurry
     
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    I didnt see any body bags
     
  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Angry ppl with epic abandonment issues.
     
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    I sent an order of clams back once. Never stabbed the guy tho.
     
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    Why are they all not running for their lives?
     
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    Pain fetish?
     
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    Tell that to O.J.

    :fdrum:
     
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    The killing makes sense now. He wasn't mad at Nicole. He was mad that his steak was well done
     
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    @garypagetwo , gary... is that you?
     
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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    My brother in law is a colossal douchebag. He tries to yell at or belittle anyone and everyone. The world is beneath him and he does his best to let everyone know.

    I often wonder how many gallons of spit and other fluids he's unknowingly injested over the years. For the last 10 years I have flat out refused to eat ANYTHING he has be involved in ordering. Catering, pizza, burgers- he is so rude to people you just know whatever comes from the kitchen to his plate has been in or near somebody's asshole.
     
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    We need to team up and solve crimes.

    Dibs on Cagney! :lo5:
     
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    Did you gain weight on during your cutting program? Someone said you have a gut.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I have learned from my grandmother (she worked as a waitress for decades) that you don't treat the wait staff like crap. You're asking for some surprise if you act like a fucktard to them.
     
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