Have you ever been too stoned to sit in a chair?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by JJR, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. JJR

    JJR New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2012
    Messages:
    7,081
    Likes Received:
    0
    Like say all you had to do was unlock a door and then sit in a chair. Have you ever been too stoned to perform these difficult tasks?
     
  2. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    53,627
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,288
    Likes Received:
    5,190
    I have been so stoned that I couldn't hang sitting idly in a chair for an extended period of time, but never unable to actually perform the function from a motor skill perspective.
     
  3. JJR

    JJR New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2012
    Messages:
    7,081
    Likes Received:
    0
    What if the two most important people in your life depended on you to perform these tasks? Could you do it?
     
  4. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,014
    Likes Received:
    0
    Yes.

    I'm laying on the floor as I type this.
     
  5. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    19,629
    Likes Received:
    3
    Drunk, yes.
    Stoned, no.

    Stupidest thing I ever did was in my early days of schmokin', in my high school days, I once sat a stop sign several minutes, waiting for it to turn green.........:jj: :facepalm:
     
  6. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    91,269
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    32,914
    Likes Received:
    13,434
    that's fucking high :lol:
     
  7. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    91,269
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    32,914
    Likes Received:
    13,434
    and no, I've never been too stoned that I couldn't perform a basic task like unlocking a door, and sitting.

    the unlocking a door part may take 3 times as long, but it would happen.
     
  8. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,014
    Likes Received:
    0
    So. Finish the story!

    Did it turn green?

    :toke:
     
  9. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    19,629
    Likes Received:
    3
    No, but I'm glad it was in a real quiet neighborhood with almost no traffic.....I came to my senses, felt stupid, then laughed all the way home......

    The Brits did a study several years ago, alcohol vs pot: effects on driving on an obstacle course. They did a sober run as a control basis. Of course the drunks got way worse scores when drunk. The people who smoked pot actually got BETTER, by a small margin, because they drove slower and more cautiously/paranoid...... Of course, it's a controlled study, but the US government totally rejects any statistics like that.
     
  10. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2011
    Messages:
    19,935
    Likes Received:
    0
    Ha ha! the fuck you do then, just stand?
     
  11. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,956
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2012
    Messages:
    4,622
    Likes Received:
    2,760
    I tried smoking that Spice stuff once and at first I was stoked because it gives you a high really similar to mary jane, but then I was urinating in the toilet and I collasped backwards and off to the side into the shower, the curtain broke my fall a little bit. After a few minutes I woke up and started to walk to my bed when I collasped again in the hallway. I was only out a few seconds this time and I got on my hands and knees and crawled into bed. I woke up the next working feeling a little light headed but otherwise ok.

    Haven't done it since, won't ever again.
     
  12. JJR

    JJR New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2012
    Messages:
    7,081
    Likes Received:
    0
    But that morning would you have been able to unlock a door and sit in a chair? What if your mother and father really depended on you to do so?
     
  13. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,956
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2012
    Messages:
    4,622
    Likes Received:
    2,760
    so you're saying something like, what if you were so impaired, your dependent child (or parent) would starve to death because you have them locked in a cage or something?
     
  14. JJR

    JJR New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2012
    Messages:
    7,081
    Likes Received:
    0
    No, like let's say your parents own a business and they employ you. Your dad is having, let's say, eye surgery and your mother is accompanying him at the hospital and they need you to go open said business and sit in a chair while your father has eye surgery. Hypothetical. Would you be able to unlock the door and sit?
     
  15. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

    Reputations:
    140,284
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    78,927
    Likes Received:
    5,616
    i have been so stoned that i couldnt do simple things

    also i have trouble pronouncing words the the sounds in the right spot when i get really really high

    if im around people who dont know they think im alittle off
     
  16. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,956
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2012
    Messages:
    4,622
    Likes Received:
    2,760
    In my situation, I was two seconds away from calling 911, so no...

    But in your situation, you would also be required to run the business, deal with customers, handle issues, etc. much more than just turn a lock and sit.

    The closest I've come to what you're describing is when I was in college and stoned out of my ass. I went to the drive through and I stopped at the first menu "preview" sign that they place for drivers in line so they know what they want when they get to the next sign with the speaker to the cashier. Anyway, I sat at the first sign waiting for the girl to take my order for about 25 minutes before a car came behind me and honked me forward. Then, after I placed my order, I pulled my car around to the first window, but it was closed at the time, I should have just skipped in and drove forward to the main window. So I sit there for another 10 minutes literally before the employee came outside and waved me forward.
     
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2012
  17. JJR

    JJR New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2012
    Messages:
    7,081
    Likes Received:
    0
    Taco Cabana?
     
  18. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

    Reputations:
    41,994
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    8,643
    Likes Received:
    5,637
    I couldn't sit so I jumped through the window
     
  19. Swayze

    Swayze Guest

    Reputations:
    0
    :rofl:
     
  20. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

    Reputations:
    190,382
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    207,004
    Likes Received:
    39,962

    Hypothetically Benzedrex?