Have you ever been with a squirter?

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  1. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I know I haven't. What's the secret? Where do they hang out?

    I was just curious.....

    I was watching a vid on extreme tube and this asian chick is squirting all over the place. I wanna try.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    yep. shit pissed me off. at first i thought she was faking cuz it was so much. but she kept gushing. it was non stop. my bed was soaked.
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    what? :dontknow:
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I imagine it would be pretty messy.
     
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    i always wanted to fuck a squirter. after that... no way and never again http://www.dawgshed.com/images/smilies/nope.gif
     
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    I gotta get a shower.
     
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    It's piss.
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Hell no!:puke:
     
  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    if you've fucked a woman you've been with a squirter because it's PISS
     
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    no way a woman can piss as much as this chick squirted
     
  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :lol:

    fuckin fat liar
     
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    you really are dumb:coffee:
     
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    It's a mystery to me :dontknow:
     
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    No!
     
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    I dated one for a while, not a squirter but an oozer, and it was both vile and exquisite... I know what piss smells like, and it wasn't piss, but the bed was soaking wet when we were through. I took it as a compliment :dontknow:
     
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    I think I did once but I was drunk so it could have just been me that pissed on her instead of her pissing on me. I guess I will never know
     
  20. Mlaw

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    if you believe that a woman can spew gallons of liquid out of her body, when the only organ in a woman's body that can hold more and a few tablespoons of liquid is her bladder, you're the dumb one.