WTF Have you ever cheated on a spouse/partner before?

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  1. Gaylord Focker

    Gaylord Focker Well-Known Member

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    Did you get caught?

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Nope
     
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    Define cheating.
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  4. Gaylord Focker

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    Fucking around without them knowing
     
  5. Gaylord Focker

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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    no
    I cheated on a couple girlfriends when I was younger
    but have never even come close to cheating on my wife
    never even considered it an option
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Define "cheating".
     
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  9. Gaylord Focker

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    She still hot? Sex still good?
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  11. Calloused Shins

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    Yes
     
  12. Tipsey Russell

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    yes and yes







    (she may read this stuff so there you go)
     
  13. Gaylord Focker

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    Details
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    No but Ive broken up with someone to have sex with someone else

    Does it count as cheating if I didnt have sex with her because I just finished fapping?
     
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    Does that include giving a girl a few bucks for a suck and swallow?
     
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    That's not cheating
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    No.

    I've been a cheating girl's partner though. Does that count?
     
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    Jerking off count lol
     
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    Besides the chick I'm with now, I don't think I've ever been faithful. I don't really believe/care about monogamy. I'm not interested in trying to fuck everything anymore, and this chick is amazing. But I'd assume it's just a matter of time before I get bored
     
  20. Gaylord Focker

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    The boyfriend couldn't deliver the goods huh