Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Gaylord Focker, Sep 21, 2016.
Did you get caught?
Fucking around without them knowing
I cheated on a couple girlfriends when I was younger
but have never even come close to cheating on my wife
never even considered it an option
She still hot? Sex still good?
yes and yes
(she may read this stuff so there you go)
No but Ive broken up with someone to have sex with someone else
Does it count as cheating if I didnt have sex with her because I just finished fapping?
Does that include giving a girl a few bucks for a suck and swallow?
That's not cheating
I've been a cheating girl's partner though. Does that count?
Jerking off count lol
Besides the chick I'm with now, I don't think I've ever been faithful. I don't really believe/care about monogamy. I'm not interested in trying to fuck everything anymore, and this chick is amazing. But I'd assume it's just a matter of time before I get bored
The boyfriend couldn't deliver the goods huh