Have you ever clogged a toilet without toilet paper?

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  1. MasterWarlord

    MasterWarlord Active Member

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    Have you ever clogged a toilet simply by dropping a large one from your anus? Have you ever dropped a large one and knew that there would be a problem before the flush? I must confess that it has happened to me!...
     
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    I've been close, had a few in my life that went above the water line, looked like a beached whale. I was very proud.
     
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    Beth hasn't. She never shits according to Howard.
     
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    Pics or gtfo.
     
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    Oh yeah. A few times. It's bittersweet, because I'm very proud when it happens, but then I have to deal with it.
     
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    I'm not going to take photographs of my shit! I'm slightly abnormal, but not quite that demented...
     
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    I knocked a girlfriend's makeup compact down the toilet once. We needed a plumber and one of those snake thingees to get it out. :oops:
     
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    Like a baby holding on for dear life to it's mother. :wub:
     
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    If you can find a place that allows you to rent a snake, you'll likely pay a lot less than you would by hiring a plumber(assuming that you dont mind dirty work)...
     
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    I have one of those. It peaks out of the water and extends down into the great beyond. I have no idea how much further it goes, but when it was coming out, I knew it was going to be pic worthy. It felt like a clown pulling his endless hanky out of me.

    Sorry it's a crappy photo. :rs:

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    Is that really the best that you can do? I usually have that much hanging off of me while I'm still on the fuckin' toilet...

     
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    Do you drink tea with your pinky out, too?
     
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    You sick bastards.:no:
     
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    No, I usually drink Pepsi out of a wine glass...
     
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