Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Feb 21, 2016.
misdemeanor or felony.
Yes. Misdemeanor. I was 16.
I used to be a huge doper, I never considered it a crime.
There is a mugshot.
Maybe a better question would be have you ever been caught committing a crime?
They only one was stealing coke bottles from a store, we were going to cash 'em in till those meddling pigs showed up.
I have been caught doing a couple things. But committed? I don't know, it's got to be thousands if you want to get technical about it.
I would never trust anyone who hasn't
Some call me the gangster of love.
I once accidentally took a pen from a store while signing for a credit card purchase. I have to live with that everyday.
I was a satellite hacker, baby!
They called me the "Teflon teen".
Got stopped by the cops at night when I was about 20 for roberies that were happening in the neighborhood.
I had a 45 auto tucked in my belt under my coat but fortunately they didnt search me.
I'm commiting one as we speak
Everyone commits three felonies a day, according to this: http://www.businessinsider.com/henry-blodget-you-commit-three-felonies-a-day-2009-9
Unfortunately, yes. Many when I was on heroin. Stealing mostly. We would hit construction sites and take thousands of dollars in copper wire. That must be a felony.
That article is bullshit. They give a couple extreme examples, but who the fuck runs a web service for Muslims or works for an isp? Certainly not the majority of Americans. I hope the author doesn't sell a single copy of that book.