Have you ever considered that Schmoopy should be a mod?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Jan 27, 2015.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Think aboot it.

    1. He's here around the clock, every day of the year.

    2. He's obsessed with mults.

    3. He has an encyclopedic knowledge of who's who.

    4. He's obviously very loyal to this board over all others.

    5. He loves huge cocks.

    6. He's bald and weird looking.

    7. He's opposed to cyber bullying.

    MOPS IN 2015!!! :yes:
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I second this motion :grad:
     
  3. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Schmoopy would be an HR nightmare.
     
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  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I've seen him cyber bully women.
     
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  5. RF76

    RF76 Well-Known Member

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    Shouldn't mods be somewhat normal though?!
     
  6. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Oh, and he'd probably really like having access to everybody's PMs.
     
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  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Yes
     
  8. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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  9. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    Numbers 5 and 6 probably put him over the top.
     
  10. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i pm dawg every april fools about it
     
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  11. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation VIP

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    In his defense, women probably make him really nervous and uncomfortable.
     
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  12. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    dawg was just lamenting the lack of racism on his staff.

    schmoopy not only hates women, he hates minorities.
     
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  13. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    He's muslim :wtf:
     
  14. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :echick:
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :lol:
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Barney's an undercover mod.:grad:
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Well....at least he used to be. Goddammit
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He has encyclopedic knowledge of Jack and shit, and Jack just left town.
     
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  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Nick wanted me to be a mod at his board of 6 people.:shucks:
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Holy shit mult ugh!