Think aboot it. 1. He's here around the clock, every day of the year. 2. He's obsessed with mults. 3. He has an encyclopedic knowledge of who's who. 4. He's obviously very loyal to this board over all others. 5. He loves huge cocks. 6. He's bald and weird looking. 7. He's opposed to cyber bullying. MOPS IN 2015!!!