Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dump Button, Jul 8, 2015.
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LET HER RIP!!
& be honest ladies
Well, I wasn't "on" her, but she was certainly in the room.
Ten years ago absolutely yes. Nowadays getting non psychos to hang with me is more difficult and I don't push things.
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No. But when I met my wife, she fell off a chair and farted when she hit the ground. I cried laughing for at least half and hour.
Please add an option for Sharting. Thank you.
I don't understand.
I think that everyone has tried to sneak one out. Sometimes it works, sometimes you need to explain yourself. Or blame someone else!
yes because I ate SmartFood popcorn before
when i was younger i usually gassed out after my date left the car for the evening. a gentlemen move of course
5 star thread.
...are you saying that youre guilty of sprinkling gardenias?
...a real popcorn fart!
it was a bad date anyway
...well then he had it coming.
When you say 'farted on a date', do you mean 'date' as the act of dating, or 'date' as the person you're on a date with? Because my answer would be 'yes' to both.
I was on one of my first dates with my future wife. I'd been holding one in for hours so I let her in my car, closed the door, farted like an elephant the entire time I walked around to my side. When I got in, I brought the entire stench in with me. My car smelled like a hog farm.
A Dutch Oven once. Does that count?
Whilst walking around w/one of the 1st whores I ever dated; I simply kept rambling on & on as it was happening.
I let it play out over the next minute or so; without shame nor acknowledgement.
20 minutes later after some liquid & psychotropic libation & lubrication her listless labia appeared before my lecherous lascivious lustful longing lizard-like love shaft.