Have you ever farted while on a date?

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Have you ever farted while on a date?

Poll closed Jul 15, 2015.
  1. Yes

    33 vote(s)
    70.2%
  2. No

    14 vote(s)
    29.8%
  1. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    poll will not reveal your identity

    LET HER RIP!!

    & be honest ladies :)
     
  2. Head Censor

    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Well, I wasn't "on" her, but she was certainly in the room.






    :p
     
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  3. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    hey oh!!
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Ten years ago absolutely yes. Nowadays getting non psychos to hang with me is more difficult and I don't push things.
     
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    u so kra za-hey
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No. But when I met my wife, she fell off a chair and farted when she hit the ground. I cried laughing for at least half and hour.
     
  7. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Schie├čen dem fenster 2010 OG VIP

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    Please add an option for Sharting. Thank you.
     
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    I don't understand.
     
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    I think that everyone has tried to sneak one out. Sometimes it works, sometimes you need to explain yourself. Or blame someone else!
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    yes because I ate SmartFood popcorn before
     
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    when i was younger i usually gassed out after my date left the car for the evening. a gentlemen move of course :cpistol:
     
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    5 star thread.
     
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    ...are you saying that youre guilty of sprinkling gardenias?
     
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    ...a real popcorn fart! :lol:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    it was a bad date anyway :giggle:
     
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    ...well then he had it coming.
     
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    When you say 'farted on a date', do you mean 'date' as the act of dating, or 'date' as the person you're on a date with? Because my answer would be 'yes' to both.
     
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    I was on one of my first dates with my future wife. I'd been holding one in for hours so I let her in my car, closed the door, farted like an elephant the entire time I walked around to my side. When I got in, I brought the entire stench in with me. My car smelled like a hog farm.
     
  19. Mulletude

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    A Dutch Oven once. Does that count?
     
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    Of course!

    Whilst walking around w/one of the 1st whores I ever dated; I simply kept rambling on & on as it was happening.

    I let it play out over the next minute or so; without shame nor acknowledgement.

    20 minutes later after some liquid & psychotropic libation & lubrication her listless labia appeared before my lecherous lascivious lustful longing lizard-like love shaft.
     
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