Have you ever found a dead body???

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I thought I did at work tonight. I got dispatched on trouble at a remote location and the dude who works days was there. It was 3 hours after his shift ended and he was 45 minutes from his normal dispatch location. I just figured he got tied up on a problem and decided to grab some OT. I walk in and he's leaning back in a chair like he's sleeping but the door alarm (which is loud) didn't wake him up. Dude is probably 300 pounds and has been in the hospital recently for blood pressure problems. I seriously thought he was dead. I walked over there and put my tools down to check him out and he woke up. Freaked me the fuck out. Cool story.
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    one time this kid got hit by a train and me and some of my buddies went on a day excursion to find the body and be heros and stuff
     
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    Deep down were you kind of disappointed? You know it would have been a much cooler story if you found a stiff.
     
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    If my mom counts, then yeah, I have.
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

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    Damn Mack, sorry.
     
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    Just my Grandma. :sad:
     
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    I didn't think this thread through properly. Sorry guys.
     
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    it's a good thread, we just need some real stories of non family members
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

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    When I was a kid staying at my friend's house, I found a body in their basement.





    Of course, his dad was a mortician and they lived in the mortuary. :chair:
     
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    Nice going, DBD.
     
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    did you play with its unit
     
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    You gonna see birdman?
     
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    what's birdman
     
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    When I woke that dude up he was obviously completely out of it and totally embarrassed. He said something like "I lost track of time". 3 fucking hours :jj: I acted like I needed more shit out of my truck and went back outside trying not to embarrass him any more. I saw a MOUNTAIN of Hershey's and Reeses wrappers in the front seat of his ride. When I told my off-shift buddy about it he said the guy is diabetic :(
     
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    Ask at hamtube.
     
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    Yea, didn't mean to dig up family pain. I'm off tonight
     
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    hal won't let me in
     
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    "Dig up?" You just don't know when to quit do you?
     
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    Don't worry about it.