Have You Ever Fucked Up So Badly At Work That You Should Have Been Fired?

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  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    And were you?

    Discuss you massive work fuck-ups here. :munch:
     
  2. Bye You!

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    uh oh...what did you do? :ohnoes:
     
  3. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Most everybody should have been fired at least once.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Yes. :shitfit:
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah I fucked up big on a project. I was rushed and slammed with other stuff. Screwed the pooch. I can't remember this ever happening before.
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Do tell. :munch:
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    My father was given an ultimatum by Oreck in late 2002. He had to either let me go or they wouldn't renew his license. I was without a job for the entire year of 2003 and early 2004. I had a really bad coke habit and I hit rock bottom in 2003. :facepalm:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You and all of SFN know my story. :jj:
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I recall that about your dad and the Oreck license, but I don't know what you did to make Oreck aware of the coke habit.
     
  10. dalepie

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    I dont remember what happened, but I was pretty certain I was gunna get fired.
     
  11. tomtom

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    Or so that is what your dad told you.

    Without a job and a bad coke habit? You must have been a hit at the truck stops.
     
  12. Bro

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    :lol:
     
  13. Partyxanimal

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    Yes.

    I worked for Continental Airlines back in the 80s as ground crew loading bags and other things , I was one of the knuckleheads you see walking around under the plane. Anyway we were loading a plane and someone said "Hey go get the mail and get back and load it up NOW!! before the plane leaves , So i hop on a cart and boogie to the post office area and boogied back , I got near the plane and slowed down and when i got near it it wasn't stopping and i was standing on the brake. I guess it had bad brakes and no one told me. I finally stopped right about the time the corner of the mail cart put a 3x3 hole in the fuselage :facepalm:

    They had to unload the passengers onto another plane , Patch the hole in the plane and fly it from Detroit to Houston TX and fix it, The manager said it was around a million in costs after all was said and done. He told me he didn't want to fire me because i was a good worker and the brake's were bad but Corporate sent the word for me to be the fall guy.
     
  14. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Ohhhh, shit! :jj: Now THAT'S a good story.
     
  15. Partyxanimal

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    It only payed minimum wage anyway and i was young , But you could fly anywhere for free :D
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That job only paid min wage? For some reason I thought those guys did alright. :dontknow: Yeah flying for free is a good perk.

    GREAT story, though.
     
  17. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    So yeah if I'm delivering pizzas soon, you'll know why.

    I don't think I can fuck that up. :bigthink Hopefully.

    You know who CAN'T fuck up? Air traffic controllers. But then again some got caught sleeping or some shit.
     
  18. dalepie

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    lot lizard
     
  19. tomtom

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    He sucked harder than those Orecks.
     
  20. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Does intentionally burning someone with a mental disability count? :dontknow: