Have You Ever Given or Received a Pity Fuck?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I haven't done either one but I sure could use one tonight. :(
     
  2. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    i dunno how do you know if you're on the receiving end
     
  3. GIRLY

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    :hug:
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Never. Closest I got was when my dog died, I couldn't sleep so my girlfriend at the time gave me a BJ and Xanex. Sweet girl...

    For it to truly be a pity fuck, it has to be from someone you're not normally having sex with and it can't involve payment.
     
  5. 14chimneys

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    Yeah I have, a girl who lived in the dorm of the girls I usually hooked up with asked me if Id fuck her, she was 23 years old virgin and about 300lbs. I actually felt good I did it because she kept thanking me & to be honest I don't know if that girl watched a ton of porno ... she blew me & made me cum less than a minute! never happens.. shocking! But yeah the way she came to me that it was starting to bother her being a virgin. I felt bad but it wasn't that bad to be honest
     
  6. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    I keep bugging EC, but with no luck..... :dontknow:
     
  7. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Yeah, her name was Elizabeth Ostrosky.
     
  8. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    Aren't they all to some degree?
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I think every time my wife bangs me it is pity based. So what? :yes:
     
  10. GaryPuppet

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    I'm dying to get a pity fuck. Any ladies willing to put out please?
     
  11. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    It's bad enough when you need a pity fuck. It's worse when you're married with children and need a pity fuck. Much worse.
     
  12. TaTa Toothy

    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    I almost gave a pity fuck once. She was a co-worker who just turned 40 and not only still a virgin, but I don't think she'd ever been kissed. She was homely as can be, but sometimes homely girls make up for it in personality. She didn't even have that going for her, which probably explained her dusty pussy. After hearing her moan about being lonely I considered popping her cherry as a birthday present. The two things that prevented me from doing it was that she was looking for a relationship (not someone to tap her ass) and that she ended up moving into the apartment across the hall from me (no way to avoid her after the deed was done). She did have a nice set of knockers (her best and only good feature), but she was definitely a 2-bagger.
     
  13. GaryPuppet

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    Send her my way bro. I'll poke her!
     
  14. FSFN

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    I have gone to the "I had a real tough day at work today sweetie" with the wife. It works, but you can't use it to often.
     
  15. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    You have done allot for this site,a woman should step up to the plate for you.
     
  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I'm not a medical doctor but I think she still is.
     
  17. The Atom

    The Atom New Member

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    Yeah, I been with a couple gross chicks who I threw a fucking to. Stands to reason there were a few other chicks who thought I was gross but fucked me anyway.
     
  18. itpdude

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    Sheesh, Peter. Sorry about your deal. Man, wtf is going on?
     
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    The wife throws me one every Blue Moon
     
  20. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I threw a pity fuck at my ex about ten years ago. We went through a bad break up, and afterwards when we were becoming friendly again, I felt bad for her after she was told by a date that she was stodgy and not sexually attractive. It was lousy sex and only confused things between us.