Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by peterfonda, Sep 16, 2013.
I haven't done either one but I sure could use one tonight.
i dunno how do you know if you're on the receiving end
Never. Closest I got was when my dog died, I couldn't sleep so my girlfriend at the time gave me a BJ and Xanex. Sweet girl...
For it to truly be a pity fuck, it has to be from someone you're not normally having sex with and it can't involve payment.
Yeah I have, a girl who lived in the dorm of the girls I usually hooked up with asked me if Id fuck her, she was 23 years old virgin and about 300lbs. I actually felt good I did it because she kept thanking me & to be honest I don't know if that girl watched a ton of porno ... she blew me & made me cum less than a minute! never happens.. shocking! But yeah the way she came to me that it was starting to bother her being a virgin. I felt bad but it wasn't that bad to be honest
I keep bugging EC, but with no luck.....
Yeah, her name was Elizabeth Ostrosky.
Aren't they all to some degree?
I think every time my wife bangs me it is pity based. So what?
I'm dying to get a pity fuck. Any ladies willing to put out please?
It's bad enough when you need a pity fuck. It's worse when you're married with children and need a pity fuck. Much worse.
I almost gave a pity fuck once. She was a co-worker who just turned 40 and not only still a virgin, but I don't think she'd ever been kissed. She was homely as can be, but sometimes homely girls make up for it in personality. She didn't even have that going for her, which probably explained her dusty pussy. After hearing her moan about being lonely I considered popping her cherry as a birthday present. The two things that prevented me from doing it was that she was looking for a relationship (not someone to tap her ass) and that she ended up moving into the apartment across the hall from me (no way to avoid her after the deed was done). She did have a nice set of knockers (her best and only good feature), but she was definitely a 2-bagger.
Send her my way bro. I'll poke her!
I have gone to the "I had a real tough day at work today sweetie" with the wife. It works, but you can't use it to often.
You have done allot for this site,a woman should step up to the plate for you.
I'm not a medical doctor but I think she still is.
Yeah, I been with a couple gross chicks who I threw a fucking to. Stands to reason there were a few other chicks who thought I was gross but fucked me anyway.
Sheesh, Peter. Sorry about your deal. Man, wtf is going on?
The wife throws me one every Blue Moon
I threw a pity fuck at my ex about ten years ago. We went through a bad break up, and afterwards when we were becoming friendly again, I felt bad for her after she was told by a date that she was stodgy and not sexually attractive. It was lousy sex and only confused things between us.