Have you ever given to charity

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    What charity?
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    I once bought a girl sushi so I could have sex with her. It worked.
     
  3. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Ahhh....this is a solid BennyMuso thread.

    A two-word post. Excellent.
     
  4. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Depending on what sushi place you went to it's probably cheaper just getting a whore.
    And you don't have to deal with making that perfect wasabi / soy / ginger ratio.

    Just saying.
     
  5. johnfreeman1

    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Was literally $15 of sushi, and she was hot as hell
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    I have given a ton of money to Charity. She is my favorite dancer at the strip club close to my house.
     
  8. YewLittleBitch

    YewLittleBitch Well-Known Member

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    Every fucking pay day

    FICA
    Medicare
    Income Tax

    And throughout the year

    Gas Tax
    Sales Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Car Registration Tax
    Personal Property Tax
    Alcohol Stamp Tax
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    hey nowwwww
     
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  10. TheSurvivingJesusTwin

    TheSurvivingJesusTwin Half as ubiquitous

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    The correct ratio is important.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    When I was younger, all the time. I did that 20$ a month Sally struthers special for about a decade. Supposedly helped a young girl out, she sent pics and letters every few months. Always gave to cancer charity's and SPCA ones, until I found out where all the money really went. Now I pretty much only donate my time, so I know I'm actually helping the needy. I do soup kitchens a few times a year
     
  12. stash

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    No :coffee:


    Have you ever seen the rain?

     
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    yeah, its called the IRS. they give my hard earned money to the government, then my money disappears like a grain of sand down a black hole :what:
     
  14. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I'm an ELK and a MASON. Where would you like to start?. Cash or time given. I do both. I like the ELKS better than the MASON's. They have veterans in mind. We do ceremonies with alot of pomp and circumstance. They deserve it. Also ELKS take care of our senior members with goodie baskets and necessities.
     
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    I'd rather give directly or give my time so I know I am actually helping people. I would never give to any of these charities that advertise. I saw today on Google, give to the refugees, fuck them!
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Yes. I have my own fund as part of a larger foundation. Care to contribute?
     
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    My wife died from complications from MS. So I give to the MS Society.
     
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    I didnt think women can be masons
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    The @bennymuso fund. That is why you now have Gold Status (Actually it was @dawg that gave it to you "On the Shed")
     
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    WUT7272G7C Space Chimp

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    I give to a small Church I go to. It helps out people directly in my Community (a lot of older, retired, low income folk).
    The Church is transparent with their expenses down to the penny.
    Could someone screw the system if they really tried? Probably- but then their soul dies a bit, and I gain more magical powers.