Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DogStar69, Sep 25, 2013.
i don't know anyone i dislike enough to force them to look at me naked in broad daylight.
I'm not a beach guy, but I went to take a walk on the beach in Miami (South Beach). Had no idea when I started out that topless was allowed. I took a long walk.
one time I went to a strip club where the theme was Beach Night, so yes, yes I have
yes but i kept my suit on. and the people walking around without their suits were old and gross.
I happened upon on ten years ago. Aged ladies and mature dudes with mid thigh length apple bags. I didn't feel the urge to linger.
Once, when I was in college and spent a semester abroad in Italy. The girl I was dating talked me into it, but people kept staring at me. I'm pretty sure it was a reverse Sal situation, because she told me it was probably because I was circumcised and they aren't used to that over there of course. Anyway, it creeped me the fuck out to have a bunch of Italian women staring at my dick and I told her we were leaving, after that she just went topless at the beach and it was the end of it.
I'm not a beach kinda guy
Also, I should point out that it was fat, middle aged Italian women who had never seen a razor in their life staring at me.
I'm almost positive I'd be jacking off and staring the entire time.