Have you ever got a hooker?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    If so tell us about it :coffee:
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #1
  2. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    asian....bout 23?...tattoed
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #2
  3. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    This question should be directed at Mr. Clutch but he's not here anymore to answer.
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #3
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    When I was in high school I wanted to fuck a girl named Amber Hooker
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #4
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I never have
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #5
  6. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola!
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    Apr 25, 2014 #6
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Hal lost his cherry to a hooker
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #7
  8. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean by "got"?
     
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  9. Teabag

    Teabag iz naught tha 1 2 b fucked wit VIP

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    Do you admire Hal for this?
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #9
  10. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    I've never fucked a hooker but I've fucked plenty of hos.
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #10
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Shady cmt, no hookers.
     
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  12. JOHN DENVER

    JOHN DENVER floating around

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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. VAsiCkBoy

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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I bet those boobs hit her navel when she takes off the bra.
     
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  15. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot 2010 OG VIP

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    sup Fatty?

    u jack today bro??
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #15
  16. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    :jj:
     
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  17. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars VIP

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    What does a hot little spinner like this cost?

    And stay away from the whores, Mike. If you think your wife got pissed when you were looking at them on the internet, think what she will do when she finds out you actually hooked up with one!
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #17
  18. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

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    when you think you picked a girl up,fuck her,then after she says hey,can you give me a few bucks?,is that a hooker situation. I even got VD from that bitch in Cuba,it was dark,I couldn`t find the condom
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #18
  19. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Hooker? You talking picked up off the streets or would massage parlors, couch dance lays, internet companions, yellow pages escorts, sugar daddy site rendezvous, and Craigslist Casual Encounters semi pro hook ups for donations count?
     
    Apr 25, 2014 #19
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    :puke:
     
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