Have you ever got a hooker?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    If so tell us about it :coffee:
     
  2. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    asian....bout 23?...tattoed
     
  3. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    This question should be directed at Mr. Clutch but he's not here anymore to answer.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    When I was in high school I wanted to fuck a girl named Amber Hooker
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    I never have
     
  6. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola!
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  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    Hal lost his cherry to a hooker
     
  8. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    What do you mean by "got"?
     
  9. Teabag

    Teabag Dim Sum Buddy VIP

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    Do you admire Hal for this?
     
  10. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    I've never fucked a hooker but I've fucked plenty of hos.
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Shady cmt, no hookers.
     
  12. JOHN DENVER

    JOHN DENVER floating around Gold

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  13. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I bet those boobs hit her navel when she takes off the bra.
     
  15. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    sup Fatty?

    u jack today bro??
     
  16. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    :jj:
     
  17. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    What does a hot little spinner like this cost?

    And stay away from the whores, Mike. If you think your wife got pissed when you were looking at them on the internet, think what she will do when she finds out you actually hooked up with one!
     
  18. EddyG

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    when you think you picked a girl up,fuck her,then after she says hey,can you give me a few bucks?,is that a hooker situation. I even got VD from that bitch in Cuba,it was dark,I couldn`t find the condom
     
  19. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore King Maker VIP

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    Hooker? You talking picked up off the streets or would massage parlors, couch dance lays, internet companions, yellow pages escorts, sugar daddy site rendezvous, and Craigslist Casual Encounters semi pro hook ups for donations count?
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    :puke: