Have you ever gotten the impression Beth likes dong?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, Mar 7, 2013.

  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    You can look at some leaked or posed celebrity partial or full nudes and see the genuine lust for tube steak. Have you ever felt that after seeing one of Beth's pictures?
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    She loves Nacho's cock.

    She also enjoyed her Euro modelling days. Hairy arabs are great in bed. (That why Beth married and arab: Howard)
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Is dong wiccan for "tons of money?"
     
  4. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    I always think she'll get caught cheating with that black trainer dude....
     
  5. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    if a sex tape on the net surfaced with her and seal id prolly throw a bbq this summer for this entire site.
     
  6. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Have you never been mellow?
    Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?
     
  7. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    These days this is the only kind of dong that Oats is interested in:

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  8. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    This gets her wetter

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  9. bucketbuddy

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    anal. i keed, no fucking way she's into it. or anything else not photographed or red carpeted.
     
  10. shockingmary

    shockingmary New Member Banned User

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    yes
     
  11. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    I think Beth parted ways with her libido many, many moons ago..................long before Howard....................and swapped it for one of these:

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    The hands are too dainty and feminine, but you get the picture.

    Wait a minute: that would imply she's doing the paying! THIS IS A HORRIBLE ANALOGY!!! :mad:

    I'm sorry. :(
     
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    Beth has the sex appeal of a kindergarten teacher. 0.0
     
  13. Robert Higgins

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    I'll bet she liked it when Pete Townshend stuck his big thick beer can cock inside her.

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  14. boomer1976

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    Why is Mr Myiagi on that bill?

    Beth does not come off as a sexual being. She can be sexy but she looks very non sexual more of ten than not.
     
  15. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I doubt she does
     
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    Her pictures while on blow are somewhat seductive.
     
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    She's a climber, her vag is a tool. She sees dick the same way a welder sees a welding rod.
     
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    :wigtip:
     
  19. IlluminatiJones

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    /thread
     
  20. isabella

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    this...
    occasionally you see couples together where the sexual vibe is strong, howard and beth do not "emit" that vibe.