Have you ever had a boss, who upon seeing a horse, yelled out "OMFG....

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  1. Daveindiego

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    look at that horse's cock!!"


    I did.

    :c
     
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    How was it working for General Grant?
     
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    One time I was at the San Diego Zoo on the bus tour and the elephant's penis was almost dragging on the ground.
     
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    That's what Dave said about the mastodon
     
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    There was 4 of us in a car driving to an airport in Gunnison, CO, my boss and 3 peer co-workers.

    I was in the backseat, and proceeded to giggle to myself all the way to Gunnison.

    :c
     
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    Nah, I think it was General Lee Obese

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    I once saw a gnu that looked like it had 5 legs.
     
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    This wasn't so much about animal penis, as it was about awkward supervisors comments. :fil:
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I knew a supervisor once who announced to his employees, "I know you all hate me because I'm black." I don't think anyone hated him at all. That was sad.
     
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    Oh, I thought it was about huge horse cock.
     
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    He wasn't even black
     
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    I bet everyone did hate him because he was black, on the deep inside.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I wished he had been my supervisor. Mine was a great big fat guy with hair hanging out of his nose and on top of his nose and his nose whistled when he would talk, and when he would sit in his chair, you could see the swelling of his great big sick scrotum.
     
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    Everyone hates you and you're not black Dave. I think it's because you're so old
     
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    OMG. If everyone hates me because I'm old, then everyone must completely despise you like Hitler. :c
     
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    You look way older than Hitler Dave
     
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    My veterinarian also has hair coming out the top of his nose like a werewolf