Have you ever had sex with a neighbor?

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  1. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Seems dicy.
     
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  2. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I almost did with one.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Define "neighbor."
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Don't shit where you eat. And things of that nature. :grad:
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Uhhhh... You understand.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    It would be very awkward if things did not turn out the way you planned. You could never borrow a cup of sugar again..
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    You mean borrow or... "borrow?"
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    borrow, borrow ;)
     
  9. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Some broad who wants the D.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    yes doggy style on her car while my girlfriend sat in
    inside unknowing the splaying being distributed
     
  11. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Do you watch Judge Judy?
     
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    When I was a kid, my parents had a hot neighbor. She used to hang her panties and bras out on the close line. A young Reno could only dream.
     
  13. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Um, maybe.
     
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    yep. Back in grad school one of my neighbors knocked on the door one night and said her shower wasn't working, asked if she could use mine. She went in to shower and came out with a towel barely wrapped around her and things escalated quickly from there. She was very hot, looked a lot like the daughter on the Wonder Years. She had a live-in boyfriend at the time so I always felt guilty when I'd see him around after that.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    You sure you didn't read that in Penthouse or something?
     
  16. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    You rule.
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    No. But my neighbor did massage me in the nude on my kitchen floor once. @Shortwave98 :c
     
  18. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Pretty good story.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  20. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Also currently jacking off.