have you ever heard of a man who travels around with his hairdresser???

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  1. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    i was amaaaaazed to hear that toni was on the plane with howard.... jetting out to chicago. if he wore a wig, wouldn't she just style a few for him to pack away on his trips?
     
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    She needs to style the wig. Gets crushed in his luggage.
     
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    She's technically a wig dresser, not a hair dresser.
     
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    The fact that she's been with him for decades and it's in his contracts that she alone does his hair is very telling.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I have long hair. Longer than Howard's. And the last fucking thing I need is someone to "style" it for me. I wash it and tie it back. If I don't tie it back, I just let it flow after putting in some sort of gel because it's so fucking wavy/curly. I have Penn Jillette hair, if that makes any sense.
     
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    Elton John does...
     
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    ever heard of a male that's attached at the hip to their male look-alike stylist?
     
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    Howard should embrace the baldness. Life is so much easier. He'll save a fortune on hair systems, maintenance and Toni's salary. He'll never have to worry about being discovered or fear windy days again. It's not like he's gonna look any uglier without it. Lets keep it real.
     
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    Why haven't they posted the list of Howard's hair products on howardstern.com yet? Are they busy researching products used on actual hair?
     
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    I assumed that's what this movie is about...

    [video=youtube;QqAC1yiIROw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqAC1yiIROw[/video]
     
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    How to spot a wig:


    Hair always looks the same


    Hairline is never exposed


    Hair is never touched (if you have ever had long hair you know how often you run your hands through it or adjust it)


    Have a seemingly impossible amount of hair for your age


    Same "hairdresser" for your entire career
     
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    Wig must pay Toni a good stipend plus food and lodge, entertainment expense, massage treatments, rental car.
     
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    my hair dresser flys in from florida to cut mine. (im in PA)
    some gay dude. i wouldnt let anyone else touch it
     
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    i garuntee you justin beiber does
     
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    Have you ever heard of a man who prefers to fuck his wife with condoms because he likes the feeling?

    Ever heard of a leather jacket wearing man who refuses to eat meat because he cares about animals?

    Ever heard of a man who does not like recieving blow jobs because it is degrading to women?

    Ever heard of a man whmo when preparing for a visit from a male friend lights candlles in the bathroom and sets up an hour long photoshoot?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Someone who lives in the area needs to find Toni, get her drunk, screw her (no matter how hideous), and during sex ask her about it.
     
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    No Howard TV and NBC pay Toni a good stipend. Make no mistake, Howard pays no one.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    How anyone could still be a wig denier at this point is beyond me. :wigtip:
     
  20. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    Nearly all celebrities have their own hair and makeup teams that travel with them. Its not unusual at all.