Have you ever jerked off in the bathroom

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Toothdecay, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    and then turned and porno style shot yer load and measured the distance Tha Tooth is good for 4-6 feet
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    :jj: 4-6 ft

    minor leagues
     
  3. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Yer so gay
     
  4. nickthedick2

    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    yes
     
  5. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    5 stars and rep for da toof.

    I'm not a squirter. :depressed:
     
  6. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Tha Tooth finally got rep and all it took was dropping a load on the bathroom floor
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I bet you filmed it with yer invention
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    yes
     
  9. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Did yer fat wife film it
     
  10. nickthedick2

    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    :facepalm:
     
  11. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    you over use that smiley, anybody good on stickam
     
  12. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    :console:
    I'm sorry I neglected you. Please don't get a cavity. :worried:
     
  13. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Thanx for the rep, know lets hear about those anal beads
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    :dontknow:
     
  15. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Well, last I saw em was almost 2 years ago...
    Gettin freaky with a dude all wasted and he tied me up and lubed em up, then stuck em in slowly one by one...
    It was awesome. Then he tickled my bean a bit, then pulled em out slowly at the same time.
    Totally dreamy.
    Haven't seen em/felt em since. :worried:

    I'm kinda worried my nephew found em or something :jj:
     
  16. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  17. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Once you cleaned up after yourself you became a "jizz mopper" by proxy. True story.
     
  18. rob82

    rob82 Ellipsis Expert VIP

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    My max load shot is probably just 4 feet, and that's possibly an overestimate. My dick coughs and wheezes like an old man, it's embarrassing.
     
  19. Fabilus

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    No..lol
     
  20. Markijuano

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    I'm good from 8-10' depending on the goopiness of the load