Have you ever jerked off with shampoo?

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  1. Ruffypup

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    reps
     
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    conditioner > shampoo
     
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    Yes, here are my favorites

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  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Oh yes. I always use Head and Shoulders and Penis.
     
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    Yes. I think it got in my urethrerrrrrrrrrrr.
     
  8. Lemmy

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    Shampoo was my go to when I figured out that "stuff comes out" when I lathered it up.
     
  9. Stinkypussy

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    Yea but I like conditioner better.
     
  10. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Is your penis flakey?
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Not any more.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :bath:
     
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    I think he tried to use a shampoo with volumizers
     
  15. gwartney

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    You'd better not use any shampoo down there that fixes split ends.
     
  16. Ruffypup

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    NEVER fall asleep with Pert on your cock and balls :grad:
     
  17. ViolentDiarrhea

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    my pubes are.
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    You see that shampoo bottle? now stuck it up my ass! push it in and out at a medium pace.
     
  20. Zarathustra

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    now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.