have you ever killed a pet? (hopefully accidentally)

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  1. Henry Gale

    Henry Gale New Member

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    Run over the family dog in the driveway.

    Come around the corner and stepped on a kitten.

    Forgot to feed the fish.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You're a fucking monster
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I ate boogers a few times
     
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    No.
     
  5. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Tread lightly
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You stepped on a kitten?

    You're worse than Hitler you sack of shit
     
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    I hope your next dog mauls your crotch while you sleep
     
  8. Henry Gale

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    I put my gerbil or hampster outside in the AM to air out the cage after cleaning it... and I forgot it. By the time I remembered it was afternoon and the thing had baked under the glass cage.

    Think I was like 12 maybe 13.
     
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    We had a goose that used to torment our dog. We all thought it was so funny

    One day we came home feathers everywhere
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Jesus fuck dude

    How old were you when you killed your first human?
     
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    I fell asleep one time forgetting to shut the door that kept my dog away from newborn kittens. I woke up to a killing field. :sad:
     
  12. Butcher

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    I used to burn ants with a magnifying glass in the sun. Does that count?
     
  13. Henry Gale

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    No I didn't step on a kitten, I know someone who's dad did as a kid.

    Those were examples.
     
  14. Henry Gale

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    Oh shit
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

    All of you should be in jail
     
  16. Henry Gale

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    jesus this thread is depressing :worried:
     
  18. Henry Gale

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    Circle of life
     
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    Great fucking idea Gale :sad:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He's a son of a bitch!