Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Jan 9, 2016.
Aside from a politician?
I have had a boa since she was born 22 years ago. I handle her regularly. I would never allow her face to get that close to my face.
I take it that was a non-poisonous snake, but nonetheless, she's a retard for even trying it
Only the Trouser variety.
Does an ex boyfriend or two count?
I was going for the lips but caught a snake. Bitch turned me to stone.
Yes, but I divorced her a few years ago.
I would never do that.
Well, I sure as hell hope not!
Only on Sunday when I'm talking in tongues due to the Holy Spirit.
my wife kissed a one eyed snake last night.
I hate snakes. Negged and reported.
Don't remember ever trying that, but did get bit in the face by a python.
Kind of a long story, sorry.
Some guy came in my father's pet store and wanted to get rid of some snakes. One was an albino burmese python around 7 or so feet long. It seemed a little thin as I was checking it out, and like an idiot I was looking at it near the rodent cages. I turned my head when somebody came in the store and as I turned back it struck and hit the side of my face, including my eye. It had to detach itself from my face (due to the curved teeth), which was fun in itself, but there was some good damage done. I had cuts on my cheek and by my eyebrow, but it also tore part of my eyelid which was dangling into my eye. I want to the hospital, where the plastic surgeon fixed my eyelid (did an excellent job). I then went to an ophthalmologist who informed me that one of the teeth sliced my cornea, and did it in a way that it was almost filleted. Because it was cut that way it almost sealed itself, keeping my eye fluid from coming out. For a few months I had to sleep with a metal thing over my eye, and luckily didn't have any vision impairment, which the ophthalmologist said he thought I was going to. Now I have a scar across my eye, but it's not in my field of vision.
Thanks for reading.