Have you ever kissed a snake?

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  1. dawg

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    Dumb bitch
     
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    last time anything snake-shaped is getting near her mouth. she might as well go lezbo now.

    people need to know that not all animals are domesticated, and you don't just approach them fast with the body part that other living things use to eat them and not expect to get a defensive reaction in response.
     
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    Right
     
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    If that's a double entendre, no.
     
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    in a few months her bf is going to say "come on. it won't bite" and she is going to run off screaming.
     
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    I had snakes as a kid. Didn't kiss em tho :no:
     
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    Only the Trouser variety! :c



    @dawg, I'm having deja vu all over again. :nooo:
     
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    I have a snake & admit to having kissed it once or twice.
     
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    I've tried to kiss my Hungarian Anaconda on a few occasions, but I'm just not flexible enough.
     
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    When you were on Xanax?
     
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    you can. they just won't understand it at first because we are the only animals that do that. my birds still aren't sure if i want to feed them when i do it.
     
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    you've had many anacondas, and a few alabama blacksnakes too.
     
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    I was going to say, "one-eyed snake" :p
     
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