Have you ever let the little old lady go in front of you

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  1. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    at walmart because she's only carrying like 3 things and you only have a couple of things yourself

    and then her husband pulls up with a full shopping cart.
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    yep then you always regret it when they have to price check her Depends.
     
  3. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Once. Never again.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Bro is gay and faggot
     
  5. walleye

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    This
     
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    Bro has softened on us.
     
  7. gwartney

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    No good deed goes unpunished.

    1. She pulls out several ads from the newspaper to price match.
    2. She writes a check.
    3. She wants her stuff rang up and paid for separately.
    4. She doesn't have enough money so she has to negotiate with the clerk as to what to leave out. (Sometimes I feel bad about that)
     
  8. Shine

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    :pissed: those matching people make me mental
     
  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I zipped in front of some old people at McDonald's the other day, I was behind them at the door, took an alt route to get to the counter, knew they would take 1/2 an hour to order.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I hope this isn't racist. Sometimes I look at black women and can just tell they are going to want their sandwiches made all special. I'll do everything in my power short of assault to get in front of them. (disclaimer - I worked in fast food hamburger places as a kid)
     
  11. flailingfish

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    correct change out of coin purse a must
     
  12. sstressed

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    :jj:

    no good deed


    i always try to be polite and all but it can bite sometimes. i just :jj:



    i only get in the correct check out lane about 40% of the time. i end up in the line with some asshole with a book of coupons and nothing but time. :mad:
     
  13. Porn Stache

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    Fuck no.

    I bodycheck old people out of the way.
     
  14. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    You left out the price check.....There always has to be at least one item that she was SURE was on sale, for 10 cents cheaper, so they have to stop, and page a stock boy, and send him to check the price..... I have offered to pay the difference before, just to expedite things, but many times they get offended....
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Would have been disappointed to hear otherwise.

    My wife will get in the 20 items or less line sometimes with more than 20 items. I can just see the people behind us staring at our shit, counting each item.
     
  16. Shine

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    Dont forget the Link or food stamp people that try to buy the wrong shit
     
  17. Suzy

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    Never, I got there first.
     
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    Fuck off, Nick.
     
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    I work lt like i do on the streets. If you take longer than 2 seconds on my offer to cut in, I reneg said offer and I flip you off for the slow dumbass fuckhead you are.