Have you ever lost a true love?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by zhukov, Apr 29, 2012.

  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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  2. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    dude, these cocksuckers are talking about hot dogs, fuck off
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    and some of em are faggots anyways, so they don't count
     
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    Yes.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    and most of these pricks are eating macaroni with olive oil and have only loved comic books
     
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  7. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    and some of them are fat assed whores who don't think we know they're fat assed whores
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    so they act all high and mighty like a guy would fuck them
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    but mostly it's midnight and slippy is asleep or having sex with a wolverine and there's nobody to talk to
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    so the song is over, so fuck off schmoopy you plant eating dipshit
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    and good night everyone else
     
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    You've pretty much got it all figured out. What is there to talk about?
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    nothing at this point, I'm still searching...
     
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    lol



































    wut
     
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    Where is Prokhorovka? Or should I just use google motherfucker?
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    it's where you don't want to be
     
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    Does it have lots of those subservient eastern block chicks named Svetlana and Ingrid? :jerk:
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    join the club

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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    notice how the hot chicks are avoiding this thread?

    don't want their counterfeit ID compromised
     
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    Too good to be true.