Have you ever lost your temper over a bad haircut?

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  1. dawg

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    What was wrong with that haircut? Did it make him look too much like a man that should have a job instead of trolling the streets in his baggy shorts.
     
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    I like as soon as the first punch was thrown the guy yelled out "WorldStar" :jj:
     
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    Yep. Every 4 weeks because i barely have any hair left and i look like absolute shit.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    A barber once asked me "Do you know the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?" When I said I didn't know, he replied "Four days".
     
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    Wish I had enough hair to get pissed off about.
     
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    No, because I'm back the next day making my dissatisfaction known and when I leave, I'm confident that I will be receiving the most careful, precise cut from then on, going forward.
     
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    You don't have a grandpa Saul that kept a full head of jet black hair until his 90's, GP?

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    Funny, I just cut my hair within the last hour & wanted the sides tighter than the top & I had it on the wrong setting & fucked it up.
    I had to shave it completely (no big deal to me), but it wasn't fully charged & now I have patches & clumps of hair everywhere

    If it was not myself & laughable, I might have been violent to another

    :punch:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Why not just shave it all off
     
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    Wow, it's like i read your mind.
     
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    No. I'm talented and shape my shit up myself. And if I did fuck up, it all comes off. And if you're gonna throw the first punch, close your hand...
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I go home and try a different hair dresser or salon the next time.
     
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    this gay guy cuts my hair. hes the only person i trust with it
    he even moved his biz to another state, but i talked him into doing it when he comes back ona holiday.

    charges an arm and a leg, but its only once or twice a year so its cool
     
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    What a great community
     
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    Dude. I have nothing to say other than :gayhand:
     
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    I cut my own hair and get pissed when I sometimes nick my ear.
     
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    dreadlock dude threw the first punch completely unprovoked as far as I can tell. he probably got what he deserved.
     
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