Have you ever made a "mistake" while texting 2 women at one time?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I was texting my mom and this chick I'm trying to hit, at the same time earlier today. Accidentally texted my mom "I want to put my hands all over every inch of your body." :facepalm:
     
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    Bet your mom got all wet :jj:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    the late greg giraldo had a great joke about texting the wrong person. pretty similar to your situation except it concerned getting an 8ball.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I saw this on that black comedian show :facepalm:
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    :hat: for the new star
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    My mom is dead
     
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    Should I take the Jew star away for plagiarism?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I really did that once. I was on he road and I was putting this proposal together with this chick in a different city. She kept sending me more info and I was done working so I told her I'm going to bed. She sent me one more file and I texted back "good night Sarah" but it went to my wife by mistake. My wifes name is not Sarah :facepalm:
     
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    yes
     
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  13. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    What joke did the blaek dude have? Bet mine was at least almost as humorous, and I'm not even on the TV. :pimp: :dontknow:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Yeah, I gave him reps, too. :hhh:
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Did you put your hands all over your mom's body or were you just teasing her?
     
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    Right back bro
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :hat: Thank you Sir!
     
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    "I want to put my hands all over every inch of your body."

    Too bad you didn't send that to the girl she woulda been impressed
     
  19. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Jesus..:hhh:

    I really am kinda talking to 2 chicks at the same time, gotta be real careful to not post the wrong thing to the wrong chick at the wrong time. :worried:
     
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    You drink? If so, you WILL fuck it up.