Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Feb 16, 2013.
If so, what were the circumstances?
And was it as enjoyable as when you do it at home?
lol you are so deranged. and no.
On a ship for 4 weeks. What do you think?!!!!!
I've wanted to.
I work in an office, so...uh...no.
Howard invented masturbating at work.
Hahaha great thread
Yeah but I never took my dick out and stroked it. You wear loose pants like khakis and rub it on your leg. Wear longer underwear too.
Good tip! Never thought about that before.
See? You learn something new every day.
Exactly! Depends on where you work too. I work in a cubicle way in the back so I can get away with it. Takes a little getting used to but your just doing it for a quickie not like a long leisurely wank session.
And you ejaculate? Wearing khakis? You've got to be kidding me.
Sure with khakis, jeans, suit pants! It's not like everyday but just when I'm in the mood.
But notice that pic Gary, thats bullshit and fake I think. If he creamed his jeans the wet spot would be where that fold is not on the thick zipper part. Is his pubes longer than his wang? Fakeass stern bit that is.
It could also just be the natural discoloration of the denim. That part of the denim is thicker and probably takes longer to fade. Just a guess.
BTW, if you use proactiv, make sure your hands are washed (with soap) before you touch your clothing or your clothing comes in contact with your face (shirts). It bleaches the color out of the fabric.
I've ruined about 9 dress shirts and two pairs of jeans (the pocket area, where I put my hands).
I had phone sex with a girlfriend in the office of a bar/restaurant I worked in (I had sex with the same girl in there as well, what a sport). I had the door locked but also it really wasn't that big of a deal because I could see the entire place with the security camera monitors from inside there. I remember I blew my load into a handful of paper towels and threw them away right when the UPS guy game through the back door.
Sure did, when I was much younger and worked, by myself, in an office all night. At least I was classy and would go in the bathroom to do it. I also would bang my girlfriend at the office too.
I was working as a busboy when I was 15. There were a lot of hot waitresses, all of whom were friends with my sister. They were probably 21-23 years old.One girl smelled particularly good that day. I was standing by the back, next to the bathrooms where I would wait until I saw plates that needed to be taken away. This girl goes on break and sits at the employee booth. She grabbed a newspaper to read and sat in the booth in a sideways-type of position with her right leg folded and on top of the seat. I had a clear shot of her panty-less pantyhosed muff. And because she was reading the paper, she had no idea I was staring at the golden puddy. My bad checkered pants began to rise and I made a quick turn into the single use bathroom, gave myself a dishonorable discharge, washed my hands and made it back out in under 3 minutes. It was magical. Today, even though she is 50, she is very bangable.
I have a somewhat irrational fear of public bathroom stalls after learning the frequency with which dudes beat off in them. Please help
Beth suggested you hire a bathroom behaviorist.