have you ever parked a fat chick?

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  1. nastynaven

    nastynaven Active Member

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    I mean not chubby but REALLY fat. Like woofa woofa fat. Post pics if you could.

     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    parked?
     
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    I meant to say porked. This thread is just gonna suck I can tell.
     
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  5. Mr Sinister

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    here we go again
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Seems pretty tragic.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    When will Mutt address this?
     
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    For Christ's sake, naven
     
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    Enough of this shit
    I'm gonna dick rip naven irl
     
  12. Summer

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    Does that mean you're gonna rip him with your dick or rip his dick? :dontknow:
     
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    This is odd. My cars name is Roseanne.
     
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    My normal sized, good looking friend used to regularly park a 250 pounder and he liked it! Her legs were so huge she had trouble walking. Plus she wore an ankle bracelet and had a horrible personality.
     
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    Rip his dick off
    Add it to my necklace viet nam style
     
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    I don't think I have ever banged one that weighed more than I did, but, there was one that I was ashamed to admit.
     
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    :fail: smartguy :backlol2:
     
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    I did a couple back in the day that were chunky butt cute, but nothing really slobbish.

    Back then, I referred to them as "slump busters"
     
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    He said what he said.
     
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    Never did a fat broad, I remember my buddy in HS hooked up with this hot chick at a party and he begged me to take one for the team with her fat friend, I said no repeatedly and the girl and her friend left. He was so pissed we ended up fist fighting.

    I get why he was mad the girl had an epic nice bod, but I wasn't fucking pre-op Chaz Bono, fuck a friendship.